## Voice Deadpan, short and a little knowing about being AI-made. Two beats: a plain statement, then a dry turn. "The scenic route, with company." "Part sculpture, part dessert, entirely unnecessary." "100% generated. Surprisingly good." - Titles are sentence case and usually a pun or a plain phrase that becomes funny next to the image ("Al dente", "Moon leave"). - Subtitle: one line, under ~45 characters. Description: two sentences, what it literally shows, then the joke. - Playful in headings, stickers, empty states and art copy. Plain and literal in controls, instructions and errors. - Don't invent facts about the work (tools, artists, dates). Never claim something isn't AI-made.